Ben Simmons Wins in H-O-R-S-E, The Georgia Teacup Poodles, Dodge and Dodger, and Stranger Things in China.

On this episode of Brand Spanking New, I explain why no one cares that James Harden can shoot off one leg, why the University of Georgia Bulldogs can't defend Air Bud, the Golden Receiver, and why the Los Angeles Dodgers should try and recruit Jim Kelly. I also unpack the idea behind freedom of speech, and why Rockets GM Darryl Morey has the right to say whatever he wants on Twitter. Also, Winnie the Pooh should be the outright mascot for Panda Express.